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From: Terry Lambert <tlambert2@mindspring.com>
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To: Chris BeHanna <behanna@zbzoom.net>
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Subject: Re: Transmissions :) Was: Firewall config non-intuitiveness
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Chris BeHanna wrote:
> 
>     I don't subscribe to -chat, but it's funny that this particular
> message made it into my inbox anyway, what with me unintentionally
> becoming very, very familiar with the transmissions of three different
> motorcycles ('82 Roadster, '91 ZX-11, and '75 Honda CB360T.  My '77
> BMW is due for an infamous spline lube...hmm).

I hear that lubricating a BMW motorcycle causes the Lucas
Electric ignition system to go out.  Other common causes
of failure are:

o	Riding your BMW motorcycle
o	Not riding your BMW motorcycle
o	Finding someone who can sell you the funny BMW
	batteries, and intending to buy one
o	Telling jokes about the Queen or a member of the
	royal family, particularly a Prince Charles "ear
	joke"
o	Reading the "Lucas" label out loud, three times,
	during or immediately following a full moon
o	Looking at it funny

-- Terry

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