From owner-p4-projects Mon Nov 11 8: 8:14 2002 Delivered-To: p4-projects@freebsd.org Received: by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix, from userid 32767) id 1099037B404; Mon, 11 Nov 2002 08:07:50 -0800 (PST) Delivered-To: perforce@freebsd.org Received: from mx1.FreeBSD.org (mx1.freebsd.org [216.136.204.125]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id AD11737B401 for ; Mon, 11 Nov 2002 08:07:49 -0800 (PST) Received: from repoman.freebsd.org (repoman.freebsd.org [216.136.204.115]) by mx1.FreeBSD.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id A2C3943E75 for ; Mon, 11 Nov 2002 08:07:48 -0800 (PST) (envelope-from jmallett@freebsd.org) Received: from repoman.freebsd.org (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by repoman.freebsd.org (8.12.6/8.12.6) with ESMTP id gABG5VmV067155 for ; Mon, 11 Nov 2002 08:05:31 -0800 (PST) (envelope-from jmallett@freebsd.org) Received: (from perforce@localhost) by repoman.freebsd.org (8.12.6/8.12.6/Submit) id gABG5Ri9067143 for perforce@freebsd.org; Mon, 11 Nov 2002 08:05:27 -0800 (PST) Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 08:05:27 -0800 (PST) Message-Id: <200211111605.gABG5Ri9067143@repoman.freebsd.org> X-Authentication-Warning: repoman.freebsd.org: perforce set sender to jmallett@freebsd.org using -f From: Juli Mallett Subject: PERFORCE change 20965 for review To: Perforce Change Reviews Sender: owner-p4-projects@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk List-ID: List-Archive: (Web Archive) List-Help: (List Instructions) List-Subscribe: List-Unsubscribe: X-Loop: FreeBSD.ORG http://perforce.freebsd.org/chv.cgi?CH=20965 Change 20965 by jmallett@jmallett_dalek on 2002/11/11 08:05:04 IFC. Affected files ... .. //depot/projects/mips/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick#3 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/lib/libc/ia64/gen/_setjmp.S#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/lib/libc/ia64/gen/setjmp.S#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/lib/libc/ia64/gen/sigsetjmp.S#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/lib/libc/sys/uuidgen.2#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/lib/libdisk/create_chunk.c#5 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/lib/libdisk/disk.c#8 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/lib/libdisk/libdisk.h#4 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/lib/libdisk/write_ia64_disk.c#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/lib/libdisk/write_sparc64_disk.c#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/libexec/ftpd/ftpd.c#3 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/release/alpha/dokern.sh#5 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/release/alpha/drivers.conf#6 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/release/i386/dokern.sh#5 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/release/i386/drivers.conf#4 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/release/ia64/mkisoimages.sh#3 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/release/scripts/print-cdrom-packages.sh#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sbin/gpt/add.c#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sbin/gpt/create.c#3 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sbin/gpt/destroy.c#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sbin/gpt/gpt.c#4 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sbin/gpt/migrate.c#3 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sbin/gpt/recover.c#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sbin/gpt/show.c#3 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/share/man/man4/snp.4#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/alpha/alpha/pmap.c#4 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/dev/snp/snp.c#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/i386/i386/pmap.c#3 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/ia64/conf/GENERIC#7 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/ia64/ia64/pmap.c#5 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/ia64/include/setjmp.h#3 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/isa/fd.c#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/kern/kern_mac.c#7 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/modules/splash/bmp/splash_bmp.c#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/modules/splash/pcx/splash_pcx.c#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/modules/syscons/dragon/Makefile#3 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/modules/syscons/fire/Makefile#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/modules/syscons/rain/Makefile#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/modules/syscons/warp/Makefile#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/sparc64/include/pmap.h#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/sys/snoop.h#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/vm/pmap.h#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/vm/swap_pager.c#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/vm/uma_core.c#4 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/vm/uma_dbg.c#3 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/sys/vm/vm_object.c#5 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/usr.bin/kenv/Makefile#2 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/usr.sbin/sysinstall/disks.c#6 integrate .. //depot/projects/mips/usr.sbin/watch/watch.c#2 integrate Differences ... ==== //depot/projects/mips/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile#2 (text+ko) ==== @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@ # @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94 -# $FreeBSD: src/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile,v 1.28 2001/12/17 13:59:29 ru Exp $ +# $FreeBSD: src/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile,v 1.29 2002/11/10 23:41:01 dcs Exp $ FILES= fortunes fortunes2 freebsd-tips murphy startrek zippy BLDS= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat murphy.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \ @@ -14,8 +14,8 @@ # THREE LINES AND UNCOMMENT THE FOURTH LINE. # THE THREE LINES: -FILES+= fortunes2-o limerick murphy-o -BLDS+= fortunes2-o.dat limerick.dat murphy-o.dat +FILES+= fortunes2-o limerick murphy-o gerrold.limerick +BLDS+= fortunes2-o.dat limerick.dat murphy-o.dat gerrold.limerick.dat TYPE= real # THE FOURTH LINE: @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ FILESDIR= ${SHAREDIR}/games/fortune -.for f in fortunes fortunes2 fortunes2-o freebsd-tips limerick murphy murphy-o startrek zippy +.for f in fortunes fortunes2 fortunes2-o freebsd-tips gerrold.limerick limerick murphy murphy-o startrek zippy $f.dat: $f PATH=$$PATH:/usr/games:${.OBJDIR}/../strfile \ strfile -Crs ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET} ==== //depot/projects/mips/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick#3 (text+ko) ==== @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -%% $FreeBSD: src/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick,v 1.4 2002/11/09 22:22:52 dcs Exp $ +%% $FreeBSD: src/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick,v 1.5 2002/11/10 23:37:25 dcs Exp $ %% From The War Against The Chtorr, %% Copyright David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, %% used with permission of the author. @@ -67,7 +67,7 @@ once bent over double to see an eyeball of glass he had shoved up his ass, -"--- so I can see one that looks back at me." +"-- so I can see one that looks back at me." From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, used with permission of the author. @@ -116,3 +116,708 @@ From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A lady who favors coition, +has invented the spaceship position. + She lies down with ease + and pulls up her knees, +and hollers, "Lift off!" and "Ignitions!" + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Isaac the famous seducer, +will meet a young lass and conducer + to let him get fresh + with her quivering flesh, +but if there isn't the time, he'll just gucer. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +And old man of Texas named Tanners +was notorious for his bad manners. + When he noticed the start + of an imminent fart, +he'd announce it with bullhorns and banners. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A woman who wanted to see, +if she stood up, how far she could pee, + had pardon to beg, + when it ran down her leg, +and formed icicles off her left knee. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A promiscuous sort was dear Laurie +(Yes, this is that kind of story.) + She did it with Joe + and Larry and Moe +and Curly and Howard and Morrie. + +And Johnny and Richard and Pritchard and Kerry +And Lonnie and Horace and Boris and Barry + and Donald and Harold + and Ronald and Gerald +and Tommy and Dicky and Harry. + +And . . . Peter and Paul and Teddy and Todd +and Matthew and Mark and Simon and Rod + and Brucie and Mark + and Bobby and Clarck +and she still isn't finished! My God! + +And David and Dennis and Huey and Ken +and Dewey and Louie, then David again, + and Willy and Ben + and David again +and again and again and again. + +And Danny and Manny and Gary and Fred +and Mackie and Jackie and Dougie and Ned + and Harvey and Len + (then David again) +and -- hold on just a second, she's dead! + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young man from St. Loo, +who gave his dear sister a screw. + Said he, with aplomb, + "You're better than Mom." +Said she, "That's what Dad told me too!" + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A lady who didn't like flies +managed to hide her surprise, + when she opened up one + and found it was fun. +Now she willingly widens her thighs. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young lady named Nancy, +who liked having sex, plain of fancy. + With lightning and thunder, + and a profound sense of wonder, +But not with a partner -- much too chancy. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young lady quite tearful. +Of sucking a cock, she was fearful. + In a moment of dreard, + she just turned her head. +And, boy! Did she get an earful! + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A mathematician named Boris +had a wife with a wondrous clitoris. + He charged a small fee + for his colleagues to see +that it was made in the shape of a torus. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +The ladies all had to agree +that Mort's penis was too small to see. + A whore named Louise + sniffed, "Who will _that_ please?" +Mort proudly submitted, "Just me!" + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young fellow named Fisk +whose comings and goings were brisk, + He hid things that were stolen + inside his colon, +and said, "Hey! It's my own *." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A stunning young lady named Joan +thought a penis was made with a bone. + She just didn't know + 'twas her sexual glow +that turned parts of men into stone. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A midwife named Flo from Arabia +often enjoys giving baby a + forty-volt shock + to the base of the cock. +(On a girl, she goes for the labia.) + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +I know of a lass who's for sale. +She's really a nice piece of tail. + From June to September, + she'll devour your member, +but the rest of the year, she's in jail. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Miss Wilkerson thought it her duty +to maintain her conjugal beauty. + She mixed up a paste + of industrial waste, +and applied it to her sweet patootie.* + +* The facts about beauty are known, +and well-learned by those who are grown: + beauty is thin, + it lies on the skin; +but ugly goes down to the bone. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +The punctual Cynthia Rolen +missed a period, (or it was stolen) + She looked up her ass + with a tube made of glass, +but found only her own semi-colon; + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A short-organ fellow named Kevin +used a vacuum to stretch it to seven, + then to eight and to nine, + and though ten was divine, +there will be film at eleven.* + +* If you think that our boy's now a stud, +you've been fooled by the size of his pud. + Although twelve inches soft, + when it rises aloft, +he just faints from the sheer lack of blood. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There once was a lady named Lizard, +who got lost in a pink candy blizzard, + with a fellow named Jim + who wanted to swim +up her legs to visit her gizzard. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young fellow named Ted, +who had a radio put in his head. + Long wave or short + he did it for sport +-- and to improve his reception in bed. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young lady from Venus, +whose body was shaped like a penis. + A fellow named Hunt + was shaped like a cunt, +so it all worked out fine, just between us. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was an old bastard named Gene, +impotent, selfish, and mean. + His dick was so shamed + by what the man claimed, +it pretended that is was a spleen. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There once was a fellow named Jason, +whose horrible death I would hasten. + I'd feed him to worms, + just to see how he squirms +-- but they'd vomit his crap in a basin. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +With a French lass, it's unwise to trifle. +They have urges they simply can't stifle. + A woman of France + will pull down her pants +at the sight of a towering eye-full. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +"My God!" screamed devout Mrs. Pike, +as she fondled her stableman's spike. + "This is quite out of place, + and a great loss of face +-- but I think I have fallen in like!" + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A well-endower fellow from Ortening +prepared for an evening of sportening, + with a boy from a disco, + till he lubed up his Crisco, +and discovered, alas, it was _shortening_! + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A lady who read Sigmund Freud, +thought her genitals underemployed; + so she put in a stand + for a seven-piece band, +and held dances that we all enjoyed. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A lady named Shirley was mellow +and she said to her eager young fellow, + "I prefer bagels and lox + to sucking off cocks, +Or even a nice dish of Jell-O!" + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young man from St. Helens +afflicted with shrinkin's and swellin's. + His dick was so small + it was not there at all, +but his balls looked like honeydew melons. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A woman who once faked a lettera +reference by which she could gettera + job much improved, + regretted her move +when they asked her to show her et cetera. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A lady of South Madagascar +wears a bag on her head; it's to mask her. + A bottle of scotch + might loosen her crotch. +Wait here, I'll go and I'll ask her. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Chuck is weird, let the whole world know it. +He brought in his bucket to show it. + We all had a fit + when we saw it was shit. +We didn't know he was planning to throw it. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +"Which partners are best? Sixty-niners. +And better than that? Try the Shriners." + These are the results + of consenting adults, +(and occasional like-minded minors.) + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A lady's iambic pentameter +is thirty-two inches diameter. + The breadth of her scansion + is due to expansion +in the pants of a critical amateur. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young fellow from Norwich +Who liked having sex with his porridge. + With sugar and cream + and a buttery scream -- +(The leftovers went into storage.) + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young fellow named Jim +who liked to get naked and swim + with plastic sex toys + shaped like pubescent boys, +'cause he'd rather be gay than be grim. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A lady who jogged in the breeze +had bosoms that flapped to her knees. + Said she, "They're quite warm, + they keep me dry in a storm, +and when it snows, I use them for skis." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was an old voyeur named Zeke, +who liked to hide in the closet and peek, + then jump out with loud cries + of "Aha!" and "Surprise!" +and point out your flaws in technique. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Rick promised to gently deflower +a maiden who lived on South Gower, + (The truth is, he spread + her legs wide on the bed, +and finsihed her off in an hour.) + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +These poems have come out of my forehead. +The subject are all fairly torrid + -- except for the few + that will make you say, "Pugh!" +And those are the ones that are horrid. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Juanita, the subject of scandals, +used to use unscented candles, + but now thinks it nice + to use a device +with batteries, buzzers, and handles. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was an old prune name of Ginty +who only ate muffins and thin tea. + Thinking of sex + gave her the blecchs, +and left her all dried up and squinty. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +I have written some limericks quite fateful, +malicious and vicious and hateful; + but I've torn up the jokes + that would sicken most folks, +and humanity ought ot be grateful; + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Here's the tale of Benjamin Sneed: +Where others were two'd he was three'd + and when they unmasked it, + (three balls in his basket), +he was voted "Most Likely to Breed." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A maiden who had a third breast +always kept her hand close to her chest, + and I promised her well + that I never woudl tell. +(Write me privately. Name on request.) + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Skydiver Daniel McDopp +used to masturbate right from the top. + Whenever he fell, + he jerked off like hell. +He was good to the very last drop. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A necrophile name of Ned Schultz, +often brags of his deed and exults, + "Tis legal, it's said, + to make love to the dead, +if performed by consenting adults." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Have you ever met Jamie McBeezis? +He does any damn thing that he pleases. + Says Jamie, undaunted, + "If you've got it,then flaunt it!" +But he's referring to social diseases. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There once was a nearsighted gynie +whose glasses were sparkly and shiny; + but they stayed in the drawer + while he worked on a whore +and tied up the tubes of her hiney. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A shepherd named Jimmie Fitzhugh, +said to his sweetheart, "It's true. + Nothing is moister + than a fresh oister, +unless, of course, it is ewe." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There's a reason why Barton is queer. +When you meet him, the reason is clear. + A goddess named Venus + gave him a penis, +but Mother Nature filled up his brassiere. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Then there was Benjamin Bright, +a contestant on "What's My Delight?" + They guesses at his habits + with little white rabbits, +but were stumped by his mouse and his kite. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young man from St. Lutz, +who had a remarkable putz. + It would sniff, it would hunt, + for it only liked cunt. +Absolutely no lips, hands, or butts. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Sally's sex life was carefully planned. +Said she, "I prefer to be manned. + Things that are anal, + are always so banal, +but things that expand are just grand." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Sally-Jo was exceedingly vexed, +when they said she was quite oversexed. + She said, "That's not true, + I just like to screw, +Now, please take a number. Who's next?" + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Sally sued for support; she was claimin' +Phil had fathered her baby (named Damon). + She said, "I ought to know." + as she pointed below. +"'Cause this is the box that he came in." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +We will need a computer to tally +all the cowboys who scouted our Sally. + There were some on her mountains + and some on her fountains, +and quite a few down in the valley. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A lady who overly lusted +was frequently opened and thrusted. + When the baby came due + it was female too, +and its hymen was already busted. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +When writing these verses of mine, +I start with a clever last line, + then work backward from there, + toward the opening pair, +with the hope it'll all work out fine.* + +*only sometimes it doesn't. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There once was a whore from St. Paul, +who took anyone, wide, short, or tall. + She said to her clients, + "It's not really science -- +it's just that one size will fit all!" + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young fellow named Forrest +whose cornhole was one of the sorest. + Said he, "I don't mind + a regular grind +-- but I do wish my ass were clitorised." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +When Shakespeare awakes with a scream +and his member a-drippin' with cream, + 'tis just the commission + of nocturnal emission, +which he dubs, "A Mid-Slumber Night-Stream." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Sally-Jo taught erotic correction. +She told her student to get an erection. + "Put your dick in my mouth. + Move it north, move it south -- +Now, you're getting a sense of direction!" + +Her instructions were very explicit, +and more than a little illicit: + "Please fill up my cunny + with fresh clover honey, +and butter my buns like a biscuit." + +"Then wrap me up nice in a blanket, +and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it. + I'll put on some feathers, + and laces and leathers, +and wiggle my ass while you spank it." + +"Now that your fingers are stinky, +tie me up in some chains that are clinky. + Bring in goats and a sheik, + give my titties a tweak +--and _now_, we can start getting kinky!" + +"Forget what the chain and the whip meant. +Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment + of high-grade Vaseline, + and a strong trampoline, +and allof the other equipment!" + +"Now, when we get all the bedsprings a-drummin', +that's when I'll start in a-hummin', + then quickly, my dear, + put it into my ear, +so I'll hear the sound of it comin'!" + +"I don't know how much this is costing," +said her student, still covered with frosting. + "But I can say with affinity + that I've lost my virginity. +Quite frankly, my dear, you're _exhausting_!" + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a mad pilot named Lizzy, +whose manners were said to be skizzy. + She could loop, she could twirl, + she could make your head whirl. +She left all her men fucking dizzy. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +The speed of Ed's seed is unclocked +whenever a lady's unfrocked. + Tho' his spirit is willin, + when a pussy needs fillin', +he's a man who goes off half-cocked. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A lady whose name is Tirelli +has tits made of dynamite jelli. + If you take on this dare, + you must fondle with care. +(The detonator's south of her belli.) + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +The fame of our Mame was her tushy, +and the front of her cunt. (It was bushy.) + But I heard that her Mike + preferred for his spike +the place in her face that was skwooshy. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A whore with a face like a hound +complained that her sales were down, + till a lover named Michael + bought her a cycle, +and she peddled it all over town. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young man named Levine +who said to his lady, inclined, + "Thanks for the spasm, + it felt like orgasm; +as a matter of fact, 'twas divine." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A king who was mad at the time, +decreed limerick writing a crime. + but late in the night + all the poets woudl write +verses without any rhyme or meter. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% ==== //depot/projects/mips/lib/libc/ia64/gen/_setjmp.S#2 (text+ko) ==== @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -// $FreeBSD: src/lib/libc/ia64/gen/_setjmp.S,v 1.6 2001/10/20 15:19:08 dfr Exp $ +// $FreeBSD: src/lib/libc/ia64/gen/_setjmp.S,v 1.7 2002/11/11 08:11:44 marcel Exp $ // // Copyright (c) 1999, 2000 // Intel Corporation. @@ -69,13 +69,6 @@ // ENTRY(_setjmp, 1) - // - // Make sure buffer is aligned at 16byte boundary - // - add r10 = -0x10,r0 ;; // mask the lower 4 bits - and r32 = r32, r10;; - add r32 = 0x10, r32;; // move to next 16 byte boundary - add r10 = J_PREDS, r32 // skip Unats & pfs save area add r11 = J_BSP, r32 // @@ -200,13 +193,6 @@ WEAK_ALIAS(_longjmp,___longjmp) ENTRY(___longjmp, 2) // - // Make sure buffer is aligned at 16byte boundary - // - add r10 = -0x10,r0 ;; // mask the lower 4 bits - and r32 = r32, r10;; - add r32 = 0x10, r32;; // move to next 16 byte boundary - - // // caching the return value as we do invala in the end // mov r8 = r33 // return value ==== //depot/projects/mips/lib/libc/ia64/gen/setjmp.S#2 (text+ko) ==== @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@ /* $NetBSD: setjmp.S,v 1.3 1997/12/05 02:06:27 thorpej Exp $ */ -/* $FreeBSD: src/lib/libc/ia64/gen/setjmp.S,v 1.7 2001/10/26 08:26:45 dfr Exp $ */ +/* $FreeBSD: src/lib/libc/ia64/gen/setjmp.S,v 1.8 2002/11/11 08:11:44 marcel Exp $ */ /* * Copyright (c) 1994, 1995 Carnegie-Mellon University. @@ -46,14 +46,10 @@ ENTRY(setjmp, 1) alloc loc0=ar.pfs,1,2,3,0 mov loc1=rp - // - // Compensate for the pointer twiddling that setjmp does. - // - dep r14=r0,r32,0,4 - ;; + ;; mov out0=1 // how = SIG_BLOCK mov out1=0 // set = NULL - add out2=J_SIG0+0x10,r14 // oset = &jb[J_SIG0] + add out2=J_SIG0,in0 // oset = &jb[J_SIG0] br.call.sptk.few rp=__sys_sigprocmask ;; mov rp=loc1 @@ -69,13 +65,9 @@ ENTRY(__longjmp, 2) alloc loc0=ar.pfs,2,2,3,0 mov loc1=rp - // - // Compensate for the pointer twiddling that setjmp does. - // - dep r14=r0,r32,0,4 ;; mov out0=3 // how = SIG_SETMASK - add out1=J_SIG0+0x10,r14 // set = &jb[J_SIG0] + add out1=J_SIG0,in0 // set = &jb[J_SIG0] mov out2=0 // oset = NULL br.call.sptk.few rp=__sys_sigprocmask ;; ==== //depot/projects/mips/lib/libc/ia64/gen/sigsetjmp.S#2 (text+ko) ==== @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@ /* $NetBSD: sigsetjmp.S,v 1.2 1996/10/17 03:08:07 cgd Exp $ */ -/* $FreeBSD: src/lib/libc/ia64/gen/sigsetjmp.S,v 1.5 2001/10/26 08:26:45 dfr Exp $ */ +/* $FreeBSD: src/lib/libc/ia64/gen/sigsetjmp.S,v 1.6 2002/11/11 08:11:44 marcel Exp $ */ /* * Copyright (c) 1994, 1995 Carnegie-Mellon University. @@ -45,27 +45,17 @@ */ ENTRY(sigsetjmp, 2) - // - // Compensate for the pointer twiddling that setjmp does. - // - dep r14=r0,r32,0,4 - ;; - add r14=J_SIGMASK+0x10,r14 // place to save mask + add r14=J_SIGMASK,in0 // place to save mask + cmp.ne p6,p7=0,in1 // save signal state? ;; st8 [r14]=in1 // save mask value - cmp.ne p6,p7=0,in1 // save signal state? (p6) br.cond.dptk.many setjmp (p7) br.cond.dpnt.many _setjmp END(sigsetjmp) WEAK_ALIAS(siglongjmp,__siglongjmp) ENTRY(__siglongjmp, 2) - // - // Compensate for the pointer twiddling that setjmp does. - // - dep r14=r0,r32,0,4 - ;; - add r14=J_SIGMASK+0x10,r14 // address of mask value + add r14=J_SIGMASK,in0 // address of mask value ;; ld8 r14=[r14] ;; ==== //depot/projects/mips/lib/libc/sys/uuidgen.2#2 (text+ko) ==== @@ -22,7 +22,7 @@ .\" (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF .\" THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE. .\" -.\" $FreeBSD: src/lib/libc/sys/uuidgen.2,v 1.2 2002/05/30 12:04:36 ru Exp $ +.\" $FreeBSD: src/lib/libc/sys/uuidgen.2,v 1.3 2002/11/11 00:29:01 marcel Exp $ .\" .Dd May 26, 2002 .Dt UUIDGEN 2 @@ -35,7 +35,7 @@ .Sh SYNOPSIS .In sys/uuid.h .Ft int -.Fn uuidgen "uuid_t *store" "int count" +.Fn uuidgen "struct uuid *store" "int count" .Sh DESCRIPTION The .Nm @@ -46,18 +46,71 @@ .Fa store . The identifiers are generated according to the syntax and semantics of the DCE version 1 variant of universally unique identifiers. +See below for a more in-depth description of the identifiers. When no IEEE 802 -address is available for the node field a random multicast address is -generated for each call. +address is available for the node field, a random multicast address is +generated for each invocation of the system call. +According to the algorithm of generating time-based UUIDs, this will also +force a new random clock sequence, thereby increasing the likelyhood for +the identifier to be unique. .Pp -When multiple identifiers are requested, the +When multiple identifiers are to be generated, the .Nm -system call will generate identifiers that are adjacent in time. +system call will generate a set of identifiers that is dense in such a way +that there is no identifier that is larger than the smallest identifier in the +set and smaller than the largest identifier in the set and that is not already +in the set. +.Pp +Universally unique identifiers, also known as globally unique identifiers +(GUIDs), have a binary representation of 128-bits. +The grouping and meaning of these bits is described by the following +structure and its description of the fields that follow it: +.Bd -literal +struct uuid { + uint32_t time_low; + uint16_t time_mid; + uint16_t time_hi_and_version; + uint8_t clock_seq_hi_and_reserved; + uint8_t clock_seq_low; + uint8_t node[_UUID_NODE_LEN]; +}; +.Ed .Pp -Universally unique identifiers, also known as globally unique identifiers, -are normally represented as: +.Bl -tag -width _clock_seq_hi_and_reserved_ +.It time_low +The least significant 32 bits of a 60-bit timestamp. +This field is stored in the native byte-order. >>> TRUNCATED FOR MAIL (1000 lines) <<< To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe p4-projects" in the body of the message