From owner-freebsd-chat Wed Aug 5 20:19:27 1998 Return-Path: Received: (from majordom@localhost) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) id UAA14984 for freebsd-chat-outgoing; Wed, 5 Aug 1998 20:19:27 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG) Received: from bamboo.verinet.com (bamboo.verinet.com [204.144.246.3]) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id UAA14978 for ; Wed, 5 Aug 1998 20:19:24 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from allenc@verinet.com) Received: from struct. (willow22.verinet.com [199.45.181.54]) by bamboo.verinet.com (8.8.8/8.7.1) with ESMTP id VAA20344; Wed, 5 Aug 1998 21:19:05 -0600 Received: (from allenc@localhost) by struct. (8.8.8/8.8.8) id VAA02488; Wed, 5 Aug 1998 21:18:11 -0600 (MDT) (envelope-from allenc) Message-ID: <19980805211811.A2481@verinet.com> Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 21:18:11 -0600 From: allen campbell To: arthur@col.auracom.com Cc: chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: What's your excuse? (humour) References: <35C87FB6.1A9E3BF2@uk.radan.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii X-Mailer: Mutt 0.91.1i In-Reply-To: ; from arthur on Wed, Aug 05, 1998 at 11:11:06PM -0300 Sender: owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.org 22. Reboot. > > 21. Well it works on MY machine! > > On 05-Aug-98 Mark Ovens wrote: > > TOP 20 PROGRAMMER RESPONSES WHEN THEIR PROGRAMS DON'T WORK > > > > 20. "That's weird..." > > 19. "It's never done that before." > > 18. "It worked yesterday." > > 17. "How is that possible?" > > 16. "It must be a hardware problem." > > 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" > > 14. "There is something funky in your data." > > 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" > > 12. "You must have the wrong version." > > 11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence." > > 10. "I can't test everything!" > > 9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT." > > 8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested." > > 7. "Somebody must have changed my code." > > 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?" > > 5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? > > 4. "You can't use that version on your system." > > 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?" > > 2. "Where were you when the program blew up?" > > > > And the Number 1 Programmer Response When Their Programs Don't Work > > > > 1. "I thought I fixed that." To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message