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Date:      Sat, 01 Feb 2003 12:26:32 +0100
From:      Dag-Erling Smorgrav <des@ofug.org>
To:        chat@freebsd.org
Subject:   Biggest 419 scam ever
Message-ID:  <xzphebofdhz.fsf@flood.ping.uio.no>

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> URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA
> 
> IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED :
> HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
> 
> FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
> 202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
> FAX: 202.456.2461
> 
> DEAR SIR / MADAM,
> 
> I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
> STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS
> PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.  THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE
> YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE.  I
> CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO
> HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE
> TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM
> CONFIDENCE.
> 
> I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR
> ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE
> REPUBLIC OF IRAQ.  MY PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN
> COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN ACTIVELY
> ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
> AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES CENTRAL
> INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.
> 
> IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, MY FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT
> OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF
> THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE SOURCES
> IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN.  THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE
> WAS SOON FOLLOWED BY A FALLING-OUT WITH HIS IRAQI PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO
> ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE OF
> KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH SUBSIDIARY.
> 
> MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF
> SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S. DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000).  OUT OF THAT COST,
> THIRTY-SIX BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY HIS
> PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF
> MONARCHIES, AND SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY GERMAN AND
> JAPANESE PARTNERS.  BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER
> REMAINED IN CONTROL OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM
> RESERVES.
> 
> MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL
> OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE PETROLEUM
> ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM
> FROM POWER.  UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT WILLING TO
> SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE MAY
> COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 -
> $200,000,000,000), BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM
> MANAGEMENT.
> 
> WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO
> ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ.  THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND
> OUR COLLEAGUES ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE.  OUR
> DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE
> SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, RICHARD CHENEY,
> WHO IS AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE AND FORMER HEAD OF THE
> HALLIBURTON OIL COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE PROFESSIONAL
> DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING OF A CHEVRON
> OIL TANKER AFTER HER.
> 
> I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE
> PERCENT (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS
> IMPORTANT VENTURE.  THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF
> AMERICA WILL FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY.  I PROPOSE THAT YOU
> MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF APRIL.
> I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE
> APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED.  BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL
> 
> AT THE END OF THE DAY.  A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, I
> ASSURE YOU.  PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS
> 100% LEGAL.  IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN THIS TRANSACTION,
> PLEASE CONTACT OUR INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER DISCUSS THE
> MATTER.
> 
> I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT.  MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES
> WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL.  PLEASE REPLY IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE
> CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW.
> 
> SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS,
> 
> GEORGE WALKER BUSH
> 
> Switchboard: 202.456.1414
> Comments: 202.456.1111
> Fax: 202.456.2461
> Email: president@whitehouse.gov
 
DES
-- 
Dag-Erling Smorgrav - des@ofug.org

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