Date: Sat, 01 Feb 2003 12:26:32 +0100 From: Dag-Erling Smorgrav <des@ofug.org> To: chat@freebsd.org Subject: Biggest 419 scam ever Message-ID: <xzphebofdhz.fsf@flood.ping.uio.no>
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[lifted off rec.humor.funny] > URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA > > IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : > HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL > > FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH > 202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111 > FAX: 202.456.2461 > > DEAR SIR / MADAM, > > I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED > STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS > PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE > YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I > CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO > HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE > TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM > CONFIDENCE. > > I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR > ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE > REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN > COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN ACTIVELY > ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, > AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES CENTRAL > INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. > > IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, MY FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT > OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF > THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE SOURCES > IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN. THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE > WAS SOON FOLLOWED BY A FALLING-OUT WITH HIS IRAQI PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO > ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE OF > KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH SUBSIDIARY. > > MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF > SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S. DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT COST, > THIRTY-SIX BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY HIS > PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF > MONARCHIES, AND SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY GERMAN AND > JAPANESE PARTNERS. BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER > REMAINED IN CONTROL OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM > RESERVES. > > MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL > OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE PETROLEUM > ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM > FROM POWER. UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT WILLING TO > SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE MAY > COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 - > $200,000,000,000), BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM > MANAGEMENT. > > WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO > ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ. THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND > OUR COLLEAGUES ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE. OUR > DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE > SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, RICHARD CHENEY, > WHO IS AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE AND FORMER HEAD OF THE > HALLIBURTON OIL COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE PROFESSIONAL > DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING OF A CHEVRON > OIL TANKER AFTER HER. > > I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE > PERCENT (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS > IMPORTANT VENTURE. THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF > AMERICA WILL FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE THAT YOU > MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF APRIL. > I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE > APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL > > AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, I > ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS > 100% LEGAL. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN THIS TRANSACTION, > PLEASE CONTACT OUR INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER DISCUSS THE > MATTER. > > I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT. MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES > WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL. PLEASE REPLY IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE > CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW. > > SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS, > > GEORGE WALKER BUSH > > Switchboard: 202.456.1414 > Comments: 202.456.1111 > Fax: 202.456.2461 > Email: president@whitehouse.gov DES -- Dag-Erling Smorgrav - des@ofug.org To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message
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