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Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1999 11:48:34 -0500
From: "Pedro F. Giffuni" <pfgiffun@bachue.usc.unal.edu.co>
Organization: U. Nacional de Colombia
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Do we have these in fortune() ?

FAMOUS QUOTES:

> Question:  If you could live forever, would you and why?
> 
> Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
> because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
> but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
> -Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
> 
> 
> Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
> the country.
> -Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
> 
> 
> I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
> -Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
> 
> 
> Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I
> can't help but cry.  I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with
> all those flies and death and stuff.
> -Mariah Carey, pop singer
> 
> 
> I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the
> president.
> -Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
> 
> 
> The police are not here to create disorder. They're here to preserve
> disorder."
> -Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 Democratic Party
> convention
> 
> 
> China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
> -Former French President Charles de Gaulle
> 
> 
> I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
> -David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed
> to pay his taxes.
> 
> 
> The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.
> -Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole
> 
> 
> Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
> -Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower
> 
> 
> Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.
> -Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
> 
> 
> We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
> -Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
> 
> 
> Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
> reactions in the brain as marijuana....  The researchers also discovered
> other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
> -Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
> 
> 
> It's like an Alcatraz around my neck."
> -Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces
> 
> 
> Half this game is ninety percent mental.
> -Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark
> 
> 
> They're multi-purpose.  Not only do they put the clips on, but they take
> them off.
> -Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air
> Force nearly $1,000 for an ordinary pair of pliers
> 
> 
> It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
> -Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
> 
> 
> I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was
> that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those
> people.
> -Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
> 
> 
> It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.  It's the impurities in
> our air and water that are doing it.
> Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
> 
>


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