Date: Fri, 30 Jul 1999 13:18:29 -0400 From: clark@pharlap.com (Clark Jarvis) To: freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: IT Financing Message-ID: <19990730171525901.AAA41@sugar.pharlap.com@clark> In-Reply-To: <37A1D670.F3911FDC@FirstAmericanLending.com>
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In <37A1D670.F3911FDC@FirstAmericanLending.com>, on 07/30/99 at 09:44 AM, "Scott M. Schang" <SMS@FirstAmericanLending.com> said: >Do you offer financing to your customers? I visited your site today and >thought you might be interested in this service. We provide financing >for Computer Hardware, Software, LAN, WAN, Intranet and Internet >projects. If this email arrives unwanted, please, accept my apology - >Scott Which part of "Free" didn't he understand<g>... "Yes, Scott, I'd like to finance about, oh, $70 over three years." ... "Yes, that's $40 for the software and $30 for the book. What would my monthly payment be, please?" ... "Oh, you can't finance a book? How about if we call it a manual?" ... "Ok, Scott, now please try to stay calm. Scott, we're all trying to help each other here." ... "Yes, yes, I _know_ you're just trying to make a living, but that's not the point right now, is it? Is it, Scott?" ... "Scott, please don't use that language with me. How do you think I feel, with this happening?" ... ... ... [pause] "Well, Scott, how about just financing the $40?" Sorry, folks. Just saw Dr Strangeglove again the other day... -- Clark To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-questions" in the body of the message
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