Date: Sat, 03 Feb 2001 02:54:32 -0700 From: Brett Glass <brett@lariat.org> To: freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: ROFL! (Was: FreeBSD Security Advisory: FreeBSD-SA-01:20.egos) Message-ID: <4.3.2.7.2.20010203025231.0499e790@localhost> In-Reply-To: <200102030323.WAA17747@vws3.interlog.com>
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ROFL! Did someone really ban critics (legitimate or not) from an IRC channel? --Brett At 08:23 PM 2/2/2001, FreeBSD Security Advisories wrote: >============================================================================= >FreeBSD-SA-01:09 Security Advisory > FreeBSD, Inc. > >Topic: Local ego exploit > >Category: (l)users >Announced: 2001-02-03 >Credits: AntiOffline.com, Disgraced.org, Deficiency.org > sil, deran9ed >Affects: All released (l)users of FreeBSD > >Corrected: (l)Users should seek psychotherapy shock therapy, > along with multiple doses of Thorazine chased by > 2 shots of Liquid Draino for maximum effectivity > >Vendor status: Feelings still hurting while crying over spilled > milk. > >FreeBSD only: YES and some of their (l)users > >I. Background > >FreeBSD (l)users became disgruntled about the original advisory >concerning the bloated remarks aimed towards their chopperating >sysdumb. This became an issue for some on Internet Relay Chat, >and caused them to ban others' connection since their ego's had >been hurt. (boo fsckin hoo) > >II. Problem Description > >Penis envy seems to be the number one cause, and we are trying >to differentiate between the women who still have penises, that >are crying (game) foul. > >For the hermies we suggest counseling, and estrogen treatment >followed by a visit to fellow hermie JP @ AntiOnline.com as well >as the switch hitting lesbo at http://www.happyhacker.org in an >effort to ass!ess their sexualities. > >Egos can be strengthened by practicing humility and learning that >once in a while it is a good thing to actually have a good laugh, >although to those whose egos' that have been hurt we suggest that >you replace the batteries in your dildos and reinsert them into >your anal crevices. > >III. Impact > >None to those with a sense of humor, although those without them >will grow old and become miserable rootards, capable of placing >razor blades, crushed glass, and cyanide, in the bags of small >children who are out for Halloween Trick or Treating. > >IV. Workaround > >Take a look at your own shortcomings before judging others. > >V. Solution > >Socialize a bit more. > >VI. Shouts > >Marshall Mathers > > > > >To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org >with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message
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