Date: Wed, 19 Jul 2000 09:45:45 -0700 From: Alfred Perlstein <bright@wintelcom.net> To: Sue Blake <sue@welearn.com.au> Cc: freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: Don't unplug that ... ::pfft:: Message-ID: <20000719094545.T13979@fw.wintelcom.net> In-Reply-To: <20000719205443.A4376@welearn.com.au>; from sue@welearn.com.au on Wed, Jul 19, 2000 at 08:54:45PM %2B1000 References: <20000719205443.A4376@welearn.com.au>
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* Sue Blake <sue@welearn.com.au> [000719 03:45] wrote:
> How do those of you who work with a building full of microsoft and
> graphite users prevent kind hearted souls (and cleaners) from turning
> your machine off after you go home? Or at other times, for that matter.
Late night top 10 ways to avoid getting your computer shut off:
1) Issue company memo for people to mind thier own business.
2) Wire the case so that the power button _really_ is the 'power button'.
*BZZZT*
3) Install motion detector and voice siren:
"*you are too close to the computer*"
3) Outline computer with petagram, get candles, light the candles when you
leave your workstation.
4) two words: goat's blood.
5) stealth: disconnect power light LED.
6) not so stealth: machete
7) keep computer in safe.
8) guard dogs.
9) Cover computer with yellow biohazard stickers.
10) Cover the power button with organ donor card.
hope this helps,
-Alfred
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