Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 19:13:43 -0400 (EDT) From: James <dominus@minos.dyn.ml.org> To: Josef Grosch <jgrosch@superior.mooseriver.com> Cc: higginsj@iname.com, John Birrell <jb@cimlogic.com.au>, Frank Pawlak <fpawlak@execpc.com>, grog@lemis.com, lcremean@tidalwave.net, jonny@jonny.eng.br, chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: US Immigration (was: Funny, but true...) Message-ID: <Pine.BSF.3.96.980617191143.2514B-100000@localhost> In-Reply-To: <19980617155642.B29776@mooseriver.com>
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On Wed, 17 Jun 1998, Josef Grosch wrote: > On Wed, Jun 17, 1998 at 06:29:47PM -0400, James wrote: > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Jun 1998, John Birrell wrote: > > > > > Frank Pawlak wrote: > > > > You have a wonderful sense of humor. I enjoyed your message, and was relieved > > > > to hear that the invasion will not take place on July 4th. That day is a > > > > holiday here you know, and I just hate it when a holiday is disrupted by a > > > > national call to arms. On that day we celebrate the time when the early > > > > settlers here threw the British tea into the ocean or something like that. > > > > > > Ah yes, we celebrate it here too, for fear that _you_ might invade us. 8-) > > > We even had a holiday last week for the Queen's birthday just in case > > > she might be planning to invade - which is not out of the question since > > > we're trying to become a republic. > > > > Come on, the queen invade? It is just one old lady, how much harm could > > she do? No matter how bad your army is I am sure they could take her out. > > > > Come on, have you seen the queen? She looks like such a nice old lady it > would be like being rude to your grandmother. Most people, no matter how > battle tested, would have a hard time saying no to a sweet grandmother > type. It's the perfect invasion plan. An army of grandmothers ;-) Hmmmm... artillary crew with walkers? Yeah, but it would be easy to order strikes to get them while they are asleep. Just get them at naptime or about 8 pm. : ) James To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message
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