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Date:      Thu, 16 May 2002 16:24:46 +0300
From:      Giorgos Keramidas <keramida@ceid.upatras.gr>
To:        "Daniel O'Connor" <doconnor@gsoft.com.au>
Cc:        Terry Lambert <tlambert2@mindspring.com>, Matthew Emmerton <matt@gsicomp.on.ca>, freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG
Subject:   Re: national security backdoor in FreeBSD.
Message-ID:  <20020516132445.GA94084@hades.hell.gr>
In-Reply-To: <1021525918.3132.0.camel@chowder.gsoft.com.au>
References:  <3CE295EC.6030603@cogeco.ca> <009c01c1fc95$74fd0470$1200a8c0@gsicomp.on.ca> <3CE33C1F.A547AE4D@mindspring.com> <1021525918.3132.0.camel@chowder.gsoft.com.au>

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On 2002-05-16 14:41, Daniel O'Connor <doconnor@gsoft.com.au> wrote:
> > > [[[ someone unknown, since i deleted the original post, wrote ]]]
> > > source.  So where do these binaries-with-no-source come from?  Oh, I know!
> > > Carnivore detects FreeBSD ISO downloads, and tells the Magic Lantern
> > > software on my ISP's servers to change the binaries inside the ISO images
> > > that I FTP.  Makes perfect sense!

Bwahaha.  Yeah right.  I mean, we all know that they (I have
deliberately left `they' as vague as possible) have these huge
machines that intercept all the file transfers between the west and
east side of the Atlantic.  Their supercomputers are powered by a
secret source of power, that has been discovered at the ruins of
Atlantis.  Every single file download is checked, and if it is found
to be the download of a FreeBSD ISO image, it's extracted on a
temporary area, patched, then mkisofs is run again to repackage it in
a valid ISO image, and the receiver gets his tampered copy of FreeBSD
without knowing its been tampered with.  There have been attempts to
distribute checksums of the files WITHIN the cdrom images at other
places, to make checking if the files are valid easy.  But THEY can't
allow that.  A blacklist of files that contain checksums of existing
files has been made, and ALL such files are patched on the fly with
the checksums of the TAMPERED files.

Oh, and of course Elvis is alive.  He's the one who runs the
management part of this project.  Photographs have been found that
show him come out of the Atlantic, as another Captain Nemo, to report
to US NAVY officers after an incident with script kiddies attacking
the supercomputers of the city at the bottom of Atlantic.

Run everyone !!!  Run !!!

- Giorgos

[PS: I just love weaving totally unrelated things to yet another
paranoia story :)]

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