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Date:      Sat, 5 Oct 1996 22:16:53 -0400 (EDT)
From:      Tim Vanderhoek <hoek@freenet.hamilton.on.ca>
To:        Westside Marketing Group <email.address.deleted.so.that.they.dont.see.what.they.dont.need@useless.org>
Cc:        chat@freebsd.org
Subject:   Re: INCREASE VISITS TO YOUR WEB SITE BY UP TO 10 TIMES OR MORE!!!!!
Message-ID:  <Pine.GSO.3.95.961005220022.12666A-100000@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca>
In-Reply-To: <199610042005.NAA14227@leonardo.net>

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On Fri, 4 Oct 1996, Westside Marketing Group wrote:

> (For best format  maximize your window)

> Is your web site not getting enough traffic? Westside Marketing Group can 

No!  It's not!  (really!)


> your web site in as many places as possible. You should take advantage of 
> EVERY search engine and directory as possible to maximize traffic to your 
> web site. There are currently over 350 different FREE places to list your 
> site, with more coming online everyday. Our service will provide a direct 

I wonder how many of these ads yahoo, webcrawler, deja-news, etc. get?

I'd be willing to bet many of these 350 different FREE places to list our
site would also be off-topic for our site...


> can have your web site submitted in less than a week. No other company can 
> match our experience and price.

Enough experience to consistently spell internet with a small-case `i',
which has got to be about the oldest gripe in the book.


> No traffic, no sales! It is really quite simple. Just because you have a 
> web site does not mean that people will know about it. You have probably 
> found that out by now. The more places that you list your site means more 
> sales.

We have lots of traffic, but, oddly, no sales.  How is this possible? ;(


> internet directories and search engines for ONLY $49.95! That is 1/3rd the 
> price of our closest competitor. If you would like even MORE traffic we 
> have a DELUXE service with 200 directories and search engines for only 
> $99.95. If you are really serious about getting the maximum exposure for 
> your web site, our SUPER DELUXE service covers 350 directories and search 
> engines for only $199.95, plus on going promotion for 6 months. We will 

Since we're an especially large site, how about a special deal?  10% of
every sale will be your pay.  No!  30%.  Naw.  We can do better!  100% of
every sale we make is yours as payment for this awesome service!


> By getting started right now, you'll increase the traffic almost 
> immediately. There are 5,000-10,000 new people logging onto the Internet 
> EVERY WEEK! The first thing these new 'net surfers are going to do is try 

Of these 5000 - 10 000, I wonder how many have the technical interest to
run FreeBSD?


> If you are asking yourself, "why can't I do this myself?" you are 
> absolutely right, you CAN do it yourself. However, if you are like most 
> business people, your time is VALUABLE and you may say that you will do it 
> yourself, but you most likely will never get around to it. Let Westside 
> Marketing Group help you.

That at least is true.  Why couldn't I have found someone to critique your
advertisement for me, though.  Someone could probably make a pretty nice
profit with that kind of service...  hmm...


> Thank you for your business!!

YourWelcome!

--
Outnumbered?  Maybe.  Outspoken?  Never!
tIM...HOEk




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