Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 18:55:04 -0800 (PST) From: Nortborg <nortborg@yahoo.com> To: stable@freebsd.org Subject: Rabinovich has died and revived Message-ID: <20021206025504.27111.qmail@web12402.mail.yahoo.com>
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Rabinovich has died and revived. Enjoys life quietly. The Pope of Rome calls him, and asks: - My son, you have died and revived, you should know for certain. Please tell me honestly: is there the Lord? - I understand how it's important to you, - Rabinovich answers. - But I'm afraid I have to disappoint you: there is no any Lord present... - Thank you for your frankness. Take a cheque for a million dollars as our gratitude and, please, don't speak to anybody about our conversation. I bless you... [sign and sigh follow] Rabinovich lives further. One day KGB agents kidnap him and bring upon eyesight of Lenny Brezhnev (former Secretary General of the Soviet Communist Party): - Rabinovich, we know you have successfully died and revived, so tell us about god. Truth only, please. - Of course, I understand. - Rabinovich says. - I have been there for a while, and personally met him... - All right, enough. Here is a million roubles in gold and diamonds, you are free to go, but better be silent. Life goes on. Once upon a time some guys (presumably CIA representatives) visit him and carry to Jimmy Carter, a President in the Office. He declares: - It's well-known that the United States is a free country. To us, anyway, all the same, but I'm interesting a little. Tell me the truth: what's about the God? - I understand that to you, in general, all the same, - Rabinovich responds quietly. - Why not, I shall tell to you the truth: the God is, but he's a black! __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-stable" in the body of the message
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