Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 21:18:11 -0600 From: allen campbell <allenc@verinet.com> To: arthur@col.auracom.com Cc: chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: What's your excuse? (humour) Message-ID: <19980805211811.A2481@verinet.com> In-Reply-To: <XFMail.980805231106.arthur@col.auracom.com>; from arthur on Wed, Aug 05, 1998 at 11:11:06PM -0300 References: <35C87FB6.1A9E3BF2@uk.radan.com> <XFMail.980805231106.arthur@col.auracom.com>
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22. Reboot. > > 21. Well it works on MY machine! > > On 05-Aug-98 Mark Ovens wrote: > > TOP 20 PROGRAMMER RESPONSES WHEN THEIR PROGRAMS DON'T WORK > > > > 20. "That's weird..." > > 19. "It's never done that before." > > 18. "It worked yesterday." > > 17. "How is that possible?" > > 16. "It must be a hardware problem." > > 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" > > 14. "There is something funky in your data." > > 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" > > 12. "You must have the wrong version." > > 11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence." > > 10. "I can't test everything!" > > 9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT." > > 8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested." > > 7. "Somebody must have changed my code." > > 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?" > > 5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? > > 4. "You can't use that version on your system." > > 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?" > > 2. "Where were you when the program blew up?" > > > > And the Number 1 Programmer Response When Their Programs Don't Work > > > > 1. "I thought I fixed that." To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message
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