From owner-freebsd-jobs Tue Nov 6 14:38:12 2001 Delivered-To: freebsd-jobs@freebsd.org Received: from mail.away.net (away.net [208.194.163.2]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 30CC037B417 for ; Tue, 6 Nov 2001 14:38:07 -0800 (PST) Received: (from driz@localhost) by mail.away.net (8.11.6/8.11.6) id fA6Mc5J55528 for jobs@freebsd.org; Tue, 6 Nov 2001 17:38:05 -0500 (EST) (envelope-from driz) Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2001 17:38:04 -0500 From: David Friedman To: jobs@freebsd.org Subject: FreeBSD work in Massachusetts Message-ID: <20011106173804.A55494@mail> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline User-Agent: Mutt/1.2.5i X-Info: http://www.away.net/ X-Uptime: 5:37PM up 11 days, 19:39, 1 user, load averages: 0.08, 0.06, 0.07 Sender: owner-freebsd-jobs@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk List-ID: List-Archive: (Web Archive) List-Help: (List Instructions) List-Subscribe: List-Unsubscribe: X-Loop: FreeBSD.org David Friedman is a seasoned professional who realises that every company has a lot to offer. If you feel that you have what it takes, please respond to this email with your contact information. Every inquiry is read thoroughly, and you will be contacted if it's deemed that you meet David's requirements. Otherwise, you can rest assured that your application will be filed into an electronic desk drawer for an unspecified amount of time, where it will be referenced periodically in the event of a future opening. Position Title: David Friedman's Employer Summary: Provide day to day support of David Friedman's checking account. Will be responsible for placating each of David's 14 personalities, as well as aiding him in an ongoing quest to maintain his current status of "UNIX God", which has been demonstrated by a series of diverse implementations of David's inate abilities. Responsibilities: The successful candidate will be able to schedule around David's part-time position at a Massachusetts-based brothel, which will remain anonymous for legal reasons. Other tasks include, but are not limited to the following: * Providing David with a clean place to work. * Expecting David to show up every day, and pretending to enjoy his presence. * Challenging David with any number of complex tasks involving FreeBSD, Technical Support, Network Engineering, and anything else that he can read about at groups.google.com or Barnes & Noble. * Paying David at regular intervals.+ Qualifications: * Proven track record of not being a recruiting agency. * Must be willing to omit RTF and HTML from emails to David. * Ability to not mind seeing David's "pretty" face, both on a daily and on-call basis. * Experience with mouthy and emotionally distressed employees a must. * Ability to maintain an aura of sense and cognitive thought in your dealings with employees, treat them like people, and provide them with adequate bathroom facilities are all musts. * Working knowledge of the term "/.". * Working knowledge of the term or symbol that once represented the artist who was, at the time, formerly known as Prince. * Exposure to poor, boredom-induced humor a plus. +Payment is expected as services are rendured, unless prior arrangements have been made. David Friedman is an equal opportunity employee with 5 years of experience in Technical Support, System Administration, and Network Administration, and is skilled in the following areas: FreeBSD, Solaris/SunOS, Linux, AIX, Digital UNIX/Tru64 UNIX, HP-UX, SCO, TCP/IP, DNS, NFS, HTML, NTP, SMB, SMTP, POP3, EGRP, EDRP, LMNOP, ABCDEFG, JKL;, Windows (3.x[x]/9x/NT/2000), DHCP, DUN, and QWERTY. Please go to http://www.driz.org/resume/ for a complete description. Finally, I recently saw a job post on monster.com for a Help Desk position that required "4 years of experience with DHCP". I didn't apply for it, since I clearly don't possess the ominous skills obtained by studying RFC 2131 for 4 years, but perhaps there is a "dhcp master" among us who can shed some light on the subject? Thanks. -- David Friedman - http://www.away.net/ Windows: "Where do you want to go today?" Linux: "Where do you want to go tomorrow?" BSD: "Are you guys coming or what?" To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-jobs" in the body of the message