Date: Mon, 08 Mar 1999 09:25:14 -0800 From: Nocturne <dpilgrim@uswest.net> To: Alex Perel <veers@disturbed.net> Cc: FreeBSD Chat <chat@FreeBSD.ORG> Subject: Re: Why I suffer [Was: Re: Microsoft dies after 47 days (was: Movingon and check outmy.sig)] Message-ID: <36E407FA.A36B05C1@uswest.net> References: <Pine.BSF.4.05.9903081059310.2009-100000@shattered.disturbed.net>
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Alex Perel wrote: > I DID say write your own, didn't I? That will make you look very >good in front of the boss - an employee with vision and technical prowess, >hacking away at a substitute to something that already works... great sight >indeed. That would please them to no end. Their highest paid non-executive employee shirking responsiblities to reinvent a wheel.... >> Yes, you are getting ahead of yourself. You see, I have to wait 27 >> days and 18 hours between rituals. The forces inhabiting the computer >> lab demand it. Something to do with dried frogs and naked redheads >> masturbating on the network hubs. But I'll keep your recommendation >> in mind. > >Is your company hiring? I'd love to see that computer room.... :) You're in luck! I^HWe have been short-handed scapegoats^Woperations managers lately... The last one was wheeled out, kept mumbling "No more, no more" in a cracked voice. I'm *sure* it was unrelated. Please be sure to send me your resume, mailing address, SSN, credit card or checking account number, the names and addresses of your last three dates, blood and hair samples, and fill out this short, 600-question psychological profile. Thanks, and I'm^Wthe company is looking forward to tortur^Wworking with you! Our technical employee orientation manuals can be found at http://www.iinet.net.au/~bofh/ -- dpilgrim@uswest.net ICQ: 29880099 gryph@mindless.com PGP DH/DSS key available If you're gonna build a house of cards, use the plastic coated kind Cuz I'll bet the homeowner's insurance won't cover flood damage To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message
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