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Date:      Sat, 15 Aug 1998 21:35:44 -0600
From:      Brett Glass <brett@lariat.org>
To:        Donald Burr <dburr@pobox.com>, freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG
Subject:   Re: FW: humor: How does a UNIX guru have sex?
Message-ID:  <199808160335.VAA10045@lariat.lariat.org>
In-Reply-To: <XFMail.980815164916.dburr@pobox.com>

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At 04:49 PM 8/15/98 -0700, Donald Burr wrote:
 
>Q: How does a UNIX guru have sex?
>
>A: unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep

Q: How do you tell if he needs Viagra?

A: nologin

Q: What does he (or she) do when his/her Significant Other 
   isn't in the mood?

A: finger @localhost




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