Date: Mon, 19 Apr 1999 09:48:29 +0100 From: Mark Ovens <marko@uk.radan.com> To: chat@freebsd.org Subject: Sad, but true (humour) Message-ID: <371AEDDD.89180EFE@uk.radan.com>
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IT'S TIME TO TURN YOUR COMPUTER OFF & READ A BOOK WHEN...
1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and
stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed.
2. You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom.
3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty
feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a
loved one.
4. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop
on your lap...and your child in the overhead
compartment.
5. You decide to stay in college for an additional
year or two, just for the free internet access.
6. You laugh at people with 14.4-baud modems.
7. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
8. You find yourself typing "com" after every
period when using a word processor.com
9. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a
modem.
10. You check your mail. It says "no new messages."
So you check it again.
11. You don't know what gender three of your closest
friends are, because they have neutral screennames
and you never bothered to ask.
12. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape
before you Landscape
13. You tell the cab driver you live at :
http://1000.garden/house/brick.html
14. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
15. After reading this message, you immediately
e-mail it to a friend.
--
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Mark Ovens, CNC Apps Engineer, Radan Computational Ltd. Bath UK
CAD/CAM solutions for Sheetmetal Working Industry
mailto:marko@uk.radan.com http://www.radan.com
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