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Date:      Thu, 26 Oct 2000 11:32:42 -0500
From:      nathan <beemern@telecom.ksu.edu>
To:        Jeremiah Gowdy <jgowdy@home.com>
Cc:        Cafetyme@aol.com, freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG
Subject:   Re: smp
Message-ID:  <39F85CAA.59BF882F@telecom.ksu.edu>
References:  <24.c3b737e.272987cf@aol.com> <002a01c03f69$e1804610$aa240018@cx443070b>

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is it me? or is this guy high on crack?
not to be trite, but i hope you aren't even CONSIDERING this piece of advice?

just making sure...
nathan

> You actually have two SMPs in your computer.  Open your computer, and remove
> them, they are big black cartriges that say Pentium III.  Take them out.
> They are probably overheated, so put them in the freezer for about 24 hours,
> and then put them outside before sunrise the next day.  The mourning dew
> will integrate into the SMP and I guarantee your SMP will never overheat
> again.  If this doesn't work, your may have dirty contacts on your SMPs, so
> take some rubbing alcohol or hydrogren peroxide or ammonia, remove the black
> plastic cover that's around the SMP, and wipe it down with some sort of
> solvent.  This should fix your SMP issues.  If you need any futher help,
> feel free to contact me.
>
> Here's my number:
> 202-456-1414
>
> Ask for Bill if one of the secretaries answers the phone.
>
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