Date: Tue, 2 Mar 1999 19:54:38 -0600 From: dannyman <dannyman@dannyland.org> To: Alex Zepeda <garbanzo@hooked.net> Cc: Brett Glass <brett@lariat.org>, Keith Stevenson <k.stevenson@louisville.edu>, freebsd-advocacy@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: bsd vs. linux and NT chart Message-ID: <19990302195438.G15210@stumpy.dannyland.org> In-Reply-To: <Pine.BSF.4.05.9903021737580.14482-100000@zippy.dyn.ml.org>; from Alex Zepeda on Tue, Mar 02, 1999 at 05:38:20PM -0800 References: <19990302192945.E15210@stumpy.dannyland.org> <Pine.BSF.4.05.9903021737580.14482-100000@zippy.dyn.ml.org>
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On Tue, Mar 02, 1999 at 05:38:20PM -0800, Alex Zepeda wrote: > On Tue, 2 Mar 1999, dannyman wrote: > > > ``FreeBSD: The Power to Serve the Insane'' > > ``FreeBSD: The Power to Serve.. those challenged by reality'' D00D!!!! We need an animated gif: Chuckie blinks his eyes and then looks down to notice a mushroom in front of him. He leans his trident down, scoops up the mushroom, and pops it into his mouth. These cool psychedelic colors start forming in his eyes, and they ooze out of his head to cover the entire area, then he starts flying through an enchanted land filled with Giant penguins drinking Guinness, and he lands atop this platform surrounded by fire, dressed in full medieval armour, and does battle with this huge green fire-breathing dragon who looks a lot like Bill Gates. He whips out a trident from behind his back, stabbing the dragon in the throat. The dragon dies and he tosses it over his shoulder and into the fiery lava below, creating big wonderful flames, steam and smoke. He looks around again and sees himself from above, only this time there's several platforms just out of his hopping distance. Kinda like some old Mario Bros game. He aims his trident and boom, the fiery put becomes a shiny green motherboard and the platforms are transformed into shiny Multi-symmetric processors, and a bunch of those Intel bunny people come out and start doing a square-dance around him to a modern techno version of dueling banjos. But Chuckie's trippin' - he puts a finger to his temple and all of a sudden the bunnies start dancing really well, to an impressively powerful sounding Full Symphony Orchestra. Flowers start falling from the sky and the sun sets in a beautifully breathtaking array of colors. The view zooms out, and Chuckie leaps about and resumes his traditional stance, trident in hand, as the beautiful colors of the shroom-induced sunset fade behind him, and the pretty colors fade from his eyes, and he looks a little bloodshot. Of course, this gif must be less than 800k in size. Any takers? -danny -- dannyman - http://www.dannyland.org/~dannyman/ To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-advocacy" in the body of the message
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