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Date:      Mon, 22 Apr 2002 01:40:27 -0700
From:      Terry Lambert <tlambert2@mindspring.com>
To:        "Matthew N. Dodd" <winter@jurai.net>
Cc:        Paul Traina <pst@pst.org>, freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.org
Subject:   Re: how do I turn off all freebsd demons?
Message-ID:  <3CC3CC7B.C08A5A83@mindspring.com>
References:  <20020421154221.S42854-100000@sasami.jurai.net>

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"Matthew N. Dodd" wrote:
> On Sun, 21 Apr 2002, Paul Traina wrote:
> > I am a Christian, and I have been informed that FreeBSD invokes the
> > power of the devil through demons.  I wish to sanctify my operating
> > system and exorcise all these demons.  Can you tell me how?
> >
> > See below...
> > http://members.truepath.com/objective/propaganda.html
> 
> If we've got a hookup with the dark one how come our marketshare is so
> low?

Generally, demons will get all the exorsize they need to keep
healthy, simply taking care of the daily operation of your system.

If you have a particular demon that is becoming fat, dumb, and
lazy, or is otherwise unable to meet its obligations to the
dark master, you can report it to the dark master directly:

	mailto:dark.master@microsoft.com

Thanks,

-- Terry

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