Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1999 21:54:38 -0800 From: "Kenton A. Hoover" <shibumi@cisco.com> To: advocacy@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: State of the union, 1999. Message-ID: <199901110554.VAA15278@miranda-bsd.cisco.com> In-Reply-To: Your message of "Sun, 10 Jan 1999 22:26:27 MST." <199901110526.WAA00223@obie.softweyr.com>
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Soul valuation is a complex art. Ever since Reuters shut down their on-line spot market for souls, its been harder and harder to figure out a price. However, on the five year soul futures market, the rate for the soul of a person who has been cleansed of their sins via baptism is still pretty good. The soul market is related to the price of the heads of Christian missionaries to those who have not heard the word of God. Currently, there are so few missionaries going out into the world that the price of their heads is quite high on the market; if more of them start going out into the world, baptizing residents of the third world, the price of souls will decrease. However, unless the Catholic Church gets their act in gear, and gets more priests into the field, the market will continue to stay in decline. However, this is a list about BSDs, another global conspiracy. I will thus close the chapter on this discussion. On Sun, 10 Jan 1999 22:26:27 MST, Sendmail channeled Wes Peters saying: > > If you sell your soul to the Devil and all you get is an MCSE from it, you > > haven't gotten market rate. > > You seem to vastly overestimate the going rate for souls. It almost > makes you wonder if they're worth saving. | Kenton A. Hoover Network Team Manager | shibumi@cisco.com | | Engineering Computer Services | | | Cisco Systems, Inc. | +1.408.526.5249 | |===================== http://www.shockwave.com/~shibumi ====================| | The Charge of the Light Brigade excuse | | It was an unfortunate lapse by an individual which has now been | | dealt with under internal disciplinary proceedings. | To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-advocacy" in the body of the message
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