Date: Mon, 29 Mar 1999 13:44:36 -0400 (AST) From: "Carlos M. Gutierrez" <carlos@gutierrez.com> To: freebsd-chat@freebsd.org Subject: NATO JETS BOMB REDMOND, WASHINGTON (fwd) Message-ID: <Pine.BSI.4.05L.9903291341300.6247-100000@gaia.gutierrez.com>
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NATO JETS BOMB REDMOND, WASHINGTON (AP Redmond) In a surprise night raid, fighter planes from the North Atlantic Treaty Organization bombed Microsoft headquarters in Redmond, Washington. Jim Shea, spokesman for NATO described the situation in Redmond as a "humanitarian catastrophe". "Hundreds of innocent software firms were being put out of business by Microsoft; NATO had to act to prevent businesscide", Shead added. Meanwhile, in a CNN interview Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates was irate: "We _need_ all the other software firms! It is not true that we are trying to exterminate them... It is THEM that are trying to exterminate us! Please understand...". NATO General Wesley Clark indicated "Microsoft will make peace, or we will destroy its capacity to make war on other small software companies..." To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message
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