Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:16:23 -0500 (EST) From: lowell@be-well.ilk.org (Lowell Gilbert) To: test@freebsd.org Subject: test Message-ID: <20070222171623.70DAD28483@be-well.ilk.org>
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SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government. The government gives you milk. CAPITALISM: You sell one cow and buy a bull. FACISM: You have two cows. Give milk to the government. The government sells it. NAZISM: The government shoots you and takes the cows. NEW DEALISM: The government shoots one cow, milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink. ANARCHISM: Keep the cows. Steal another one. Shoot the government. CONSERVATISM: Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.
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