Date: Sat, 6 Jul 2002 21:23:31 +0200 (CEST) From: Achim Patzner <ap@proxon.bnc.net> To: FreeBSD-gnats-submit@FreeBSD.org Subject: misc/40273: some more fortunes Message-ID: <200207061923.g66JNVjA061866@proxon.bnc.net>
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>Number: 40273 >Category: misc >Synopsis: some more fortunes >Confidential: no >Severity: non-critical >Priority: low >Responsible: freebsd-bugs >State: open >Quarter: >Keywords: >Date-Required: >Class: update >Submitter-Id: current-users >Arrival-Date: Sat Jul 06 12:30:01 PDT 2002 >Closed-Date: >Last-Modified: >Originator: Achim Patzner >Release: FreeBSD 4.6-RC i386 >Organization: Do I look organized? >Environment: System: FreeBSD proxon.bnc.net 4.6-RC FreeBSD 4.6-RC #9: Sun May 26 04:49:26 CEST 2002 root@proxon.bnc.net:/space/obj/spool/FreeBSD-src/stable/sys/PROXON i386 >Description: Some more fortunes for dull days I just found on rec.humor.funny: >How-To-Repeat: >Fix: Please add these to the appropriate /usr/share/games/fortune files: Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. % Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. % No one is listening until you fart. % Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. % Never test the depth of the water with both feet. % If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. % Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. % If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. % Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. % If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. % If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. % Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield. % Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together % There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. % Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. % Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. % Never miss a good chance to shut up. % We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things get worse. >Release-Note: >Audit-Trail: >Unformatted: To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-bugs" in the body of the message
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