Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 02:42:02 -0800 From: heertinz@regiononline.com To: benofet@skunkbox.com Subject: Have you seen these 3 video clips...they're hilarious Message-ID: <18hl1d7sjcij2.c6sw3qvb7w4cgui7@hotmail.com>
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<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML> <HEAD><META content="MSHTML 5.50.4611.1300" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffee> <p><font face="sans-serif" size="2">> -----Original Message-----<br> > From: Phil Simms <br> > Sent: Tuesday, February 9, 2001 4:14 PM<br> > To: Barry Sanders <br> > Cc: Steve Hartman, Rhonda Smalley, Jimmy Ward, Big Dave, Dean Fletcher<br> </font><font face="sans-serif" size="2"><br> > Subject: FW: -- 3 New Hilarious Video Clips and some more jokes.<br> <br> </font> </p> <p> <font face="sans-serif" size="2">> </font>Joke Lovers,<br><br> > Here are the video clips* <br> >1. <a href="http://204.30.131.252/videojokes.html">Scratch & Sniff</a> - Hilarious - you gotta see this one!!!<br> >2. <a href="http://204.30.131.252/videojokes.html">Grandma Scores</a> - This one's Great. I don't know how they did it?<br> >3. <a href="http://204.30.131.252/videojokes.html">Try Throwing Rocks</a> - The title says it all...<br> <br> > Jokemeister<br> </p> <P><h3>> Five Bucks -</h3> <p><font face="sans-serif" size="2">> A man is walking around New York with his wife. <br> > They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.<br> > A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy? "<br> > "For how much?" asks the man. <br> > "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.<br> > "I'll give you five bucks," he replies.<br> > The hooker swears at him and walks away.<br> > </font><font face="sans-serif" size="2">A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. <br> > As they round the </font><font face="sans-serif" size="2">corner, there stands the same hooker. She takes one look <br> > at the man and his wife and says, "HA!… see what you get for five bucks<i>?</i>"</font> <font face="sans-serif" size="2"><br> > </font></p> <p></P> <p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">></font><font size="4"><b> My Lying Wife </b></font></p> <p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="2">> "That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated<br> > </font></font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="2"> next to him in the bar.<br> > </font></font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="2">"How do you know?" the friend asked.<br> > </font></font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="2">"She didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been, she <br> > said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley." <br> > "So?" <br> > "So she's a liar… I spent the night with her sister Shirley." </font></font><br> </p> <p> <b> > *Please Note - to view the video clips you may need to load Windows Media Player<br> > from Microsoft.<br> > </b></p> </BODY></HTML> To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-current" in the body of the message
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