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Date:      Thu, 1 Nov 2001 11:20:46 +0100
From:      Cliff Sarginson <cliff@raggedclown.net>
To:        freebsd-questions@freebsd.org
Subject:   Re: fortune program
Message-ID:  <20011101112046.C6434@raggedclown.net>
In-Reply-To: <1004517882.330.32.camel@aviion.alfred.cx>; from andrew.reid@plug.cx on Wed, Oct 31, 2001 at 11:21:49AM -0930
References:  <20011030221013.Y240-100000@lewis> <1004517882.330.32.camel@aviion.alfred.cx>

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On Wed, Oct 31, 2001 at 11:21:49AM -0930, Andrew Reid wrote:
> On Wed, 2001-10-31 at 14:47, Lewis Kapell wrote:
> 
> > Where is 'fortune'?  I can't find it on my 4.4 CDs and I can't find
> > it in the ports collection.  I ran sysinstall and looked under games but
> > didn't see it there either.  Although, I notice the list of packages has
> > been drastically reduced since previous release versions.  I assume that
> > has something to do with the WindRiver acquisition.
> 
> andrew@aviion andrew > which fortune
> /usr/games/fortune
> 
> It should be in the games distribution. You can install the games
> distribution using sysinstall.
> 
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to
fly south for the winter.  However, soon after the weather turned cold,
the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south.
After a short time, ice began to form his on his wings and he fell to
earth in a barnyard almost frozen.  A cow passed by and crapped on this
little bird and the sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure
warmed him and defrosted his wings.  Warm and happy the little sparrow
began to sing.  Just then, a large Tom cat came by and hearing the
chirping investigated the sounds.  As Old Tom cleared away the manure,
he found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

There are three morals to this story:

(1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
(2) Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.
(3) If you are warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.
-- 
Regards
Cliff



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