Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2000 04:42:32 -0000 From: Cole Mark A SSgt JTF-SWA/J6 <mark.cole@eskan.af.mil> To: "'Tammy'" <GNASCAR278@aol.com>, "'kurdt@cybertron.com'" <kurdt@cybertron.com>, "'jack'" <NC38542@aol.com>, "'bsd'" <freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG> Subject: FW: This is a cute one Fw: Cuckoo Message-ID: <AAF42BFB1D8DD311B5200090275138131C6277@ksugzx01.eskan.af.mil>
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> >>Subject: Fwd:Cuckoo > >> > >> > >>The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told my > >>> wife that I would be home by midnight ... "promise"! Well,the hours > >>passed > >>> and the beer was going down way too easy. > >>> At around 3 A.M., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got > >>in > >>> the > >>> door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up, and cuckooed 3 times. > >>> Quickly, I > >>> realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was > >>> really > >>> proud of myself, having a quick, witty solution, even when smashed, to > >>> escape a possible conflict. > >>> Next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 > >>o'clock. > >>> She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! She > then > >>> told > >>> me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why she said > >>"Well, > >>> it cuckooed 3 times, then said 'oh fuck,' cuckooed 4more times, cleared > >>it's > >>> throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and > >>> then farted. > >> > >> > > > > > To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-questions" in the body of the message
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