Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2003 22:13:39 +0100 From: Mark Murray <mark@grondar.org> To: Paul Robinson <paul@iconoplex.co.uk> Cc: freebsd-chat@freebsd.org Subject: Re: FreeBSD Version Release numbers Message-ID: <200306102113.h5ALDdHh073467@grimreaper.grondar.org> In-Reply-To: Your message of "Tue, 10 Jun 2003 17:50:54 BST." <20030610165054.GK26444@iconoplex.co.uk>
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Paul Robinson writes: > > How about sharks, with lasers on their heads? > > Too Austin Powers, and no good out of water. The FreeBSD marketing > department tell me that 92.8% of the people we wish to destroy and/or mame > don't live in water. Sharks might be a problem. Hang on. A solution presents itself to me. 92.8% of people that I have a problem with (more or less) could have that problem solved at no fiscal detrement to them by my, er, fish pond! Sharks aren't the problem, sharks are (in) the solution! > They can go across land, under water, the whole thing! And how cool would > THAT be! "Hey, Linus, nice threading there, but have YOU got a drunken polar > bear with a laser gun? No? Well, FreeBSD has got LOADS of them! HA HA!". > Yes, I can picture it clearly... it's all making sense. Even Microsoft would > have to evacuate their campus when it got over-run with laser-touting polar > bears... Shark or Polar-Bear-With-laser? My money is on the bear until I can find a way to arm sharks. > > Robots > > are so passe (and anyway, we don't have a single laser guidance system > > driver in -CURRENT). > > Do we have any cybernetic hookups ready yet? It's just I'd like to control > the polar bears with a mixture of FreeBSD, beer and sealions (to eat). No pizza, chocolate and popcorn?? M -- Mark Murray iumop ap!sdn w,I idlaH
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