Date: Fri, 24 Jan 1997 09:18:47 -0800 From: "Jordan K. Hubbard" <jkh@time.cdrom.com> To: Terry Lambert <terry@lambert.org> Cc: davidn@unique.usn.blaze.net.au (David Nugent), chat@freebsd.org Subject: Re: Terry: a bystanders view... Message-ID: <6136.854126327@time.cdrom.com> In-Reply-To: Your message of "Fri, 24 Jan 1997 09:14:21 MST." <199701241614.JAA27192@phaeton.artisoft.com>
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> > Hmmm. Do you own many cats? > > "Whack! Meow! Whack! Meow! Whack! Meow! Whack! ... Whack! ... Whack!" > > Not any more. I showed this to my cats. They were not amused. They furthermore suggested that were you to come here, where they have you outnumbered 15-to-1, the scenario might go more like: "Whack! Meow! [14 others, in concert: "Meow?! Meow!!!"] Terry: "Aieeeeeieeeie!!!" (lawnmower sounds and what sounds disturbingly like gobbets of human flesh hitting the walls at high velocity)." Hardened Medical examiner: "My god! *choke*" [runs for toilet, sounds of retching]." Moral: You may be the bigger animal, but when facing these kind of numbers the right thing to say is "Nice kitty!" :-) Jordan
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