Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 15:16:54 -0700 From: Amancio Hasty <hasty@rah.star-gate.com> To: chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Fun Themes Message-ID: <199804252216.PAA11341@rah.star-gate.com>
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Oh what a difference those the OS makes , Oh what a difference ...
First shot which should last for about 10 seconds:
A big blue screen shaking with a WebOmeter barely going past 10 and
the scale is 0 to 100 : sound track is the recording of a badly
tuned VW bug complete with engine back fire
We smootly blend in the next shot:
A small screen which on the right lower bottom corner says:
FreeBSD/Apache . The WebOmeter is pecked at 100 : sound track of a smooth
humming jet engine.
2. Jordan dressed with a very stylish meditteranean robe with the wind
blowing the robe facing the Bay standing solid on a hill extends
his arms . on his right hand he has a wooden staff .
The Bay opens up
And all the Unix users start crossing to BSD Land from the despotic
Window's land.
3. A lone BSD wolf on top of a mountain begins to howl to the sky : Owwwl
And the herd of little white win95 sheeps at the bottom of the hill
start shaking
Hint: It is time for FreeBSD mpeg clips 8)
Amancio
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