Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2010 01:31:47 +0000 (UTC) From: Doug Barton <dougb@FreeBSD.org> To: src-committers@freebsd.org, svn-src-all@freebsd.org, svn-src-stable@freebsd.org, svn-src-stable-8@freebsd.org Subject: svn commit: r210490 - stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles Message-ID: <201007260131.o6Q1VlHp018730@svn.freebsd.org>
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Author: dougb Date: Mon Jul 26 01:31:47 2010 New Revision: 210490 URL: http://svn.freebsd.org/changeset/base/210490 Log: MFC 209531: Taken from actual police videos ... MFC 210484: Correct a Cecil Beaton quote Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Directory Properties: stable/8/games/fortune/ (props changed) Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Mon Jul 26 01:28:34 2010 (r210489) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Mon Jul 26 01:31:47 2010 (r210490) @@ -37880,7 +37880,7 @@ behave very differently from those who n order to get power we would have to become very much like them. (Lenin's fatal mistake, both in theory and in practice.) % -Perhaps the world's second words crime is boredom. The first is +Perhaps the world's second-worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore. -- Cecil Beaton % Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Mon Jul 26 01:28:34 2010 (r210489) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Mon Jul 26 01:31:47 2010 (r210490) @@ -12433,6 +12433,39 @@ And sure enough she'll take you home and (chorus) -- Crosby, Stills, Nash, "Fair Game" % +Taken from actual police car videos: + +(15) Relax! The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll + stretch out after you wear them awhile. +(14) Take your hands off the car and I'll make your birth certificate + a worthless document. +(13) If you run you'll only go to jail tired. +(12) Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't + know that's the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun. +(11) So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I + can write anything I want on the ticket, huh? +(10) Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think + it will help. Oh, did I mention that I AM the shift supervisor? +(9) Warning? You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that + again or I'll give you another ticket. +(8) The answer to this last question will determine whether you are + drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? +% +Taken from actual police car videos: + +(7) Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you + go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop. +(6) Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster + oven. +(5) No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but + now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want. +(4) Just how big were those two beers? +(3) In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC/NCIC. +(2) I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of + yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail. +(1) You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? + You're right, we don't -- sign here. +% Taoism: Shit Happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit Happens". Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
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