Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 23:11:06 -0300 (ADT) From: arthur <arthur@col.auracom.com> To: Mark Ovens <marko@uk.radan.com> Cc: freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: RE: What's your excuse? (humour) Message-ID: <XFMail.980805231106.arthur@col.auracom.com> In-Reply-To: <35C87FB6.1A9E3BF2@uk.radan.com>
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21. Well it works on MY machine! On 05-Aug-98 Mark Ovens wrote: > TOP 20 PROGRAMMER RESPONSES WHEN THEIR PROGRAMS DON'T WORK > > 20. "That's weird..." > 19. "It's never done that before." > 18. "It worked yesterday." > 17. "How is that possible?" > 16. "It must be a hardware problem." > 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" > 14. "There is something funky in your data." > 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" > 12. "You must have the wrong version." > 11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence." > 10. "I can't test everything!" > 9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT." > 8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested." > 7. "Somebody must have changed my code." > 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?" > 5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? > 4. "You can't use that version on your system." > 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?" > 2. "Where were you when the program blew up?" > > And the Number 1 Programmer Response When Their Programs Don't Work > > 1. "I thought I fixed that." > > > -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - arthur@col.auracom.com In a world without fences, is there a need for gates --end-- To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message
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