Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 14:21:10 -0800 From: Rob <rob@pythonemproject.com> To: chat@freebsd.org Subject: Re: Programmer joke... Message-ID: <4058CF56.60104@pythonemproject.com> In-Reply-To: <4058A37A.8000307@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> References: <40589DD1.7050003@daleco.biz> <4058A0CB.8010307@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> <4058A37A.8000307@ukug.uk.freebsd.org>
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all very funny. Question, in the scaled programmer Joke, where was
Python? From the console: "Hello World" <CR>
Rob
Mark Ovens wrote:
> Mark Ovens wrote:
>
>> Kevin D. Kinsey, DaleCo, S.P. wrote:
>>
> Anyone got a good programmer joke?
>
>>
>> Will this do?
>>
>> The Evolution of a Programmer
>> -----------------------------
>
>
> Or these (not really jokes, but funny nonetheless).....
>
> Funny C declarations!
> ---------------------
> auto accident;
> register voters;
> static electricity;
> struct by_lightning;
> void *where_prohibited;
> char broiled;
> short circuit;
> short changed;
> long johns;
> unsigned long letter;
> double entendre;
> double trouble;
> double glazing;
> union organizer;
> union pacific, railroad;
> float valve;
> short pants;
> union station;
> void check;
> unsigned check;
> struct dumb by[sizeof (member)];
> union onion; /*submitted by srp*/
>
> /*if GCC extensions are allowed -- Dave Gilbert*/
>
> long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
>
> =========================================
>
> Silly Commands
> --------------
>
> Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued
> from the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell.
>
> % rm meese-ethics
> rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
>
> % ar m God
> ar: God does not exist
>
> % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
> Unmatched ".
>
> % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
> Missing ].
>
> % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
> Modifier failed.
>
> % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
> Too many ('s.
>
> % make love
> Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
>
> % sleep with me
> bad character
>
> % got a light?
> No match.
>
> % man: why did you get a divorce?
> man:: Too many arguments.
>
> % ^What is saccharine?
> Bad substitute.
>
> % %blow
> %blow: No such job.
>
> % \(-
> (-: Command not found.
>
> % sh
>
> $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
> no sense in pretending!
>
> $ drink < bottle; opener
> bottle: cannot open
> opener: not found
>
> $ mkdir matter; cat > matter
> matter: cannot create
>
>
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