Date: Thu, 5 Sep 2002 10:52:39 -0700 (PDT) From: "Neal E. Westfall" <nwestfal@directvinternet.com> To: Terry Lambert <tlambert2@mindspring.com> Cc: Joshua Lee <yid@softhome.net>, <dave@jetcafe.org>, <chat@FreeBSD.ORG> Subject: Re: Why did evolution fail? Message-ID: <20020905105020.H52452-100000@Tolstoy.home.lan> In-Reply-To: <3D7789F9.E43917A7@mindspring.com>
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On Thu, 5 Sep 2002, Terry Lambert wrote: > I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on > the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't doit!" > "Why shouldn't I?" he said. > I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" > He said, "Like what?" > I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" > He said, "Religious." > I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" > He said, "Christian." > I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" > He said, "Protestant." > I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" > He said, "Baptist!" > I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist > church of the lord?" > He said, "Baptist church of god!" > I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are > you reformed baptist church of god?" > He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" > I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, > reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation > of 1915?" > He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" > I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. > > -- Emo Phillips 8-) Kind of a characature, but funny nonetheless. Neal To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message
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