Date: Sun, 18 Aug 2002 03:33:10 -0700 From: "Alfred Pythonstein" <pythonstein@hotmail.com> To: hackers@freebsd.org Cc: chat@freebsd.org Subject: The #bsdcode hall of shame Message-ID: <F126V11V061w4RAENA900014630@hotmail.com>
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The #bsdcode hall of shame, starring: Paul 'moron' Saab Bill 'flamage' Fumerola Juli 'lezbo' Mallet Alfred 'drunktard' Perlstein ___________________ | TERRENCE LAMBERT| ------------------- <@EvilJuli> LAMENESS= Terry * angryskul notes that he would like to put his penis inside Terry's ass. <@phk> we should give terry a mail-quota of two emails per patch he submits. <@jkh> there are worse behaviors than Terry's doing a fine job of eroding morale. :) <@baka^ni> Oh, fuck Terry. <@EvilJuli> <terry> Tunefs can do it. <@mux> Screw that Terry asshole! <@ps> terry sucks <@ps> T TERRY.. PLZ READ CODE BEFORE TYPING EMAIL <@skul> WE'LL FIX TERRY <@skul> the annoying part about terry is that he never qualifies anything with "i think" <@skul> <terry> .... <@skul> <terry> .... <@skul> <terry> .... <@skul> <terry> .... <@skul> when terry is wrong he just migrates to another thread < cmc> skul: is there any proof that Terry even uses FreeBSD now? <@skul> i need to thrash terry with it * skul crushes terry * skul crushes terry * jmallett sits in the box and talks to dillon and terry about the wonders of the world <@mux> terry! <@jmallett> perry and terry for core! <@mux> terry and perry the blues brothers <@hideaway> <Terry> screw that, I'll tell you how it's done. [but i won't do it!] <@jmallett> <Terry> But I did it at Netware, honest! <@hideaway> <Terry> But I implemented it. <@BigKnife> Fuck terry <@green_> Screw terry <@BigKnife> someone please fuck terry in the ass <@arr> By the amount of FreeBSD list mail terry sends, one would think he's one of the most active developers <@nik__> Heh. Terry, Charles, Theo, and JKH, all on the same core team. * dwhite- bends pattom over and inserts terry < pattom> oddly, I offered to paypal terry some money in gratitude for all his help and he just ignored me - but continued to dispense free ( advice + (we should write a tuning manual but wait no we shouldnt because it is a 2000 hour job and outdated very month) <@nik__> pattom: Problem with Terry's advice is that (in my experience) 90% of it is bullshit. But if you don't know what he's talking about it can be very tricky to work out which 90%. <@softweyr> bsdimp: and PHK won't utter/type Terry's name. <@softweyr> ssh root@election.uk.freebsd.org "cd /home; echo 'Terry * 9'>*/.vote" <@green_> so we have phk, theo and terry on mock-core <@green_> go terry! <@ps> we need to kick terry off the lists. <@ps> TERRY GO AWAY <@phk> EvilPete: listen to ps. Kicking terry out for trolling and wasting time while never contributing would be a good first move. <@ps> tell terry to go the fuck away.. his opinions are not welcome <@cmc> Watch out for his "Flamerola" alter-ego. "Leave Terry alone!" :) <@bsdimp_> WE can barely ban the clueless, what about someone like terry. <@phk> bsdimp_: of banning terry ? I think just the act of officially banning him plus an entry in the FAQ would do a lot. < vd-> whois Terry :) ? < vd-> cmc: looks like Terry - warrior :) <@ps> terry needs to go away <@Debolaz> vd-: Terry is this channels favourite way of getting out steam. <@EvilPete> phk: well, there are more offenders than terry... Maybe a good start would be "for each post of crap that you make, you get a 24 hour ban". < hearnia> ps: no, freebsd's committers need to learn how to deal with people like terry < vd-> you don't like terry < vd-> but terry commiter@ < hearnia> evilpete: when someone bumps up against terry, it's usually a committer < hearnia> ps: but terry doesn't just say crap <@ps> because TERRY IS WRONG <@ps> 99% of the time, terry is wrong <@winter> but having a FAQ entry about Terry would help. <@Debolaz> ps: I recall a statement from this channel that Terry was only wrong 90% of the time, but the problem was figuring out what that 90% was. * EvilPete . o O (Terry: you may post only 5 times a day to the lists. Make them count. Think before you post. Research and verify what you are claiming. etc) <@ps> "Terry Jar Jar Lambert" <@winter> submit all of terry's messages to Razor. <@winter> eventually we'll train Razor to reject Terry's messages. * EvilPete . o (Terry: pick somebody [other than julian] to review every one of your postings before sending it] < vd-> interesting man Terry ... < vd-> few minutes ago I tried to read some threads with Terry's replies <@EvilPete> "WARNING: you have recieved a terry lambert posting! see FAQ on trolls!" <@phk> EvilPete: better yet: Delay all terrys emails to the list for 12 hours. * phk points at Terry < DevRandom> Naah. Terry is a n easy target. <@adrian> damn, terry posts a lot to the various lists <@Holocaine> adrian: Terry appears to feel the need to respond to every single thing that could possibly be interpreted as a question about FreeBSD architecture, even when he has no idea what that actually is. <@Holocaine> adrian: Terry and Dennis-from-ETinc being prime candidates. <@adrian> terry keeps popping up with .. everything else. <@juli> I'm being a Terry that's willing to write code! <@adrian> fuck terry, he posts a lot. <@juli> I just like playing the part of Terry. <@EvilPete> juli: we have more than enough Terry to go around <@juli> * Terry decides to troll^W^H be helpful on the BoskOS lists, too < jhicks> lnb: was it Terry Lambert by any chance? < jhicks> lnb: Terry prolly told them that and stuff <@juli> -- Terry <@juli> someone is keeping a fortunes.terry, rgiht? * scottl feeds the Terry troll }8-) -!- juli changed the topic of #bsdcode to: hey look, something filesystem related, must have to do with ufs2, even though ufs2 didn't touch it! --terry <@phk> juli: we all know Terry is a jerk, but John is DEAD <@juli> "II a. Terry-Bashing" < pattom> and then I saw the vn-related trace, and then terry lambert said he thought I could induce it by doing a bunch of `finds` throughout the different vn-backed FSs <@bmilekic> In particular, Terry wrote the SYSINIT stuff <@ps> T NEW CORE .. TELL TERRY TO GO AWAY <@ps> BAN TERRY AND BRETT <@ps> maybe terry will die of a heart attack <@bright> Terry, Julian, Archie, ummm... <@ps> "Someone is hacking my windows machine when I am on Yahoo! Chat." -- Terry <@ps> "Who are you stalking online Terry?" -- ps response to terry <@EvilDES> hsu: "hey Terry, please rewrite major parts of Bugzilla from scratch" <@motminh> skul says: By replying to Terry you are proxying his messages into my mailbox. <@bright> the problem with terry is that he's "white noise", he's really smart, a great guy, but he just discourages me quite a bit <@rwatson> Except terry, and that isn't a big issue. <@EvilMux> heh, I can deal with Terry quite efficiently :-) <@baka^ni> "Hi! I see you are trying to reply to Terry!" < scottl_> 'Score -1000000: Terry' <@eric^> i thought qnx would be a little more concerned with the legal issues... or maybe i take terry too seriously * baka-san replies to a Terry message in a thread saying "You thought I read this thread, but really I didn't" < green_> rwatson: heh, I misread that terryfs ----------- |BRETT GLASS| ----------- < jmallett> jkh: and fuck Brett Glass. <@hideaway> brett glass! <@hideaway> brettglass4core! <@hideaway> <Brett Glass> I wrote this paper on my website on how core should be. <@jmallett> <Brett Glass> in 1995 <@mij> damn, where's brett glass and rob malda in the list? <@bms> brett ass -> killfile <@bms> oh man, brett ass has gotten worse <@hearnia> brett motherfucker glass <@juli> brett glass couldn't <@hearnia> as would a high speed collision between brett glass and theo <@hearnia> i'm going to create a pgp key with the comment "Sign this if you want Brett Glass off freebsd-security" < hearnia> i think we should all start sending brett glass mail every time we le ave our desks to take a dump <@bmilekic> "user is Brett Glass, off with his head" <@EvilPete> uplift: go easy on him, I send all my jmonroy/brettglass email to /d ev/null, that's gotta hurt :-) <@bright> To: Brett Glass <brett@lariat.org> <@bright> To: Brett Glass <brett@lariat.org> <@bright> * ^From:.*brett@lariat.org <@b0sk0> I'd rather take shit from Theo than take shit from Brett Glass (by the way). <@anordby> "Because I program professionally, I don't read GPLed code due to lic ense concerns." -- Brett Glass * anordby see Brett doing Microsoftish judgements. <@ashp> Brett is an odd guy in person too. <@eric^> he's supposed to be written brettcc <@juli> Solution: unsubscribe brett glass. * bmilekic doesn't really care to see what Brett Glass wrote, really, or where he has a copyright <@Studded> brett is such a loser when he tries to talk security < flynn> Brett Glass Security, Inc <@billf> today we learn from brett glass that sendmail links with libbind <@gehicks> like brett < flynn> "You are aware, Brett, that you are lecturing one of the BIND authors on < hearnia> corecode: shall i label one for you and one for brett glass? < szomb> yeah, so, I was recently informed that Brett Glass's commentary makes reading the ``boring shit'' on -security ``more fun'' <@juli> -security > -chat > brett glass < * < szomb> man, i sure wouldn't want Brett Glass in charge of securing my boxes < hearnia> brett <@bright> * ^From:.*brett@lariat.org <@ps> BAN TERRY AND BRETT <@bright> Cc: Brett Glass <brett@lariat.org>, odela01@ca.com, <@bright> Please don't CC me in replies to Brett, I have no idea why he chose < hearnia> with mutt, /Brett Glass\r^d works quite nicely <@kkenn> oh how I wish mutt had a way to automatically delete subthreads initiated by brett glass < cmc> kkenn: Much in the same way that you can use procmail/formail to remove duplicate messages based on a list of msgids in your mailbox, I'm sure you could record a list of Brett Glass msgids and kill anything with those in "References". < DevRandom> kkenn: i kill all mail (to|cc|from): Brett Glass. Life is so much better! <@EvilDES> kkenn: I killfile anything that from, to or cc:ed to brett < bms> Brett Ass < scottl_> ha! /. has a poll that mentions Brett Glass <@softweyr> everyone go vote for the plastinated Brett Glass at /. <@bms> remind me to killfile Brett Ass, I keep forgetting < EvilCait> tjr: do that at the brett glass lecture :) < cv> no throw bricks at the brett glass lecture < EvilCait> cv: ever meet brett in real life? <@EvilCait> that's almost brett glass height _________________________________________________________________ Join the world’s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message
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