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Date:      Sat, 27 Mar 1999 19:23:24 +1030
From:      Greg Lehey <grog@lemis.com>
To:        paul@originative.co.uk
Cc:        FreeBSD Chat <chat@FreeBSD.ORG>
Subject:   Re: We're not that different
Message-ID:  <19990327192324.C53452@lemis.com>
In-Reply-To: <A6D02246E1ABD2119F5200C0F0303D10FE7B@octopus>; from paul@originative.co.uk on Thu, Mar 25, 1999 at 05:24:15PM -0000
References:  <A6D02246E1ABD2119F5200C0F0303D10FE7B@octopus>

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On Thursday, 25 March 1999 at 17:24:15 -0000, paul@originative.co.uk wrote:
> This is probably asking for trouble since it's not even remotely FreeBSD
> related (then again it sort of is, see points below). Some of you may have
> seen it but a little light relief is a good thing at times :-)

Well, that's what -chat's for.  I'm forwarding it there, mainly so I
can get the chance to reformat it and read it.  So what category does
that put me in? :-)

Greg

>>> Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a
>>> light bulb?
>>>
>>> A: 1,343
>>>
>>> 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the
>>> light bulb has been changed;
>>>
>>> 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
>>> the light bulb could have been changed differently;
>>>
>>> 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs;
>>>
>>> 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
>>> light bulbs;
>>>
>>> 53 to flame the spell checkers;
>>>
>>> 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames;
>>>
>>> 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb";
>>>
>>> another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive;
>>>
>>> 156 to write to the list administrator about the light bulb
>>> discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list;
>>>
>>> 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please
>>> take this email exchange to litebulb-l;
>>>
>>> 203 to demand that cross posting to grammar-l, spelling-l and
>>> illuminati-l about changing light bulbs be stopped;
>>>
>>> 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use
>>> light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this mail
>>> list;
>>>
>>> 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
>>> where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work
>>> best for this technique and what brands are faulty;
>>>
>>> 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light
>>> bulbs;
>>>
>>> 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post
>>> the corrected URL's;
>>>
>>> 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant
>>> to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list;
>>>
>>> 33 to link all posts to date, then quote them including all
>>> headers and footers and then add "Me too";
>>>
>>> 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they
>>> cannot handle the light bulb controversy;
>>>
>>> 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three";
>>>
>>> 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ;
>>>
>>> 44 to ask what is "FAQ";
>>>
>>> 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago on
>>> Usenet?"
>>>
>>> 143 to ask "what's Usenet?"
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